Monday, July 13, 2015

New Disease called 'SHEEPLE-CITIS' discovered in Singapore

Confirmed new disease discovered and already rampant in Singapore.

See it happening here (link) during a confrontation in an MRT train.

Disease: SHEEPLE-CITIS

New disease commonly found in Singapore where people turn into sheep and refuse to think for themselves or for good of others unless the government tells them otherwise.

Symptoms:
Keeping mum about an unjust event happening before one's eyes with the sudden urge to whip out one's mobile handphone to film it.

References:
Directly related to AMOS-SOMIA (see below) and closely related to NUTS (No U-Turn Syndrome).

Also affiliated to Group-Think disorder and Sore-Thumb-Need-to-Put-Down virus.

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Disease: AMOS-SOMIA

A recent disease was discovered when a person lusts after the image drawn by Amos Yee's obscene caricature of two leaders engaged in a sexual act. Largely affects only youths.

Symptoms:
Keeping mum about an unjust event and the sudden urge to whip out one's mobile handphone to google 'Amos Yee' or replay Amos Yee's video.

Or maybe it just means one cannot get enough of Famous Amos cookies.

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